thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
zoey1o1: PSA jamie lynn spears’ pregnancy did not end zoey 101 she found she was pregnant after they finished shooting new episodes this concludes my psa to my 72 followers i have on this blog for no reason
formermaleprostitute: just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off ◕ ◡ ◕
p0ndorica: it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
How to braid your hair:
lucifersblog: washingtub: Wet hair Comb through Separate at the part Draw a pentagram on the floor Perform blood sacrifice Offer up your soul to the devil Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell Summon Satan Ask Satan to braid your hair You know what? Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today? Thirty-fucking-seven. And I don’t even...
luxio: helenadara: luxio: psa that stretch marks do not mean you are fat they’re just a thing that happens i am twenty pounds underweight and i’ve always been underweight and even i have stretch marks so don’t let anyone tell you that stretch marks mean that you are fat You’re saying that like being fat is a bad thing. If you’re trying not to body shame you’re not doing a very good job of...
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: so i found an online magic 8 ball and i didn’t ask for this attitude wait i forgot to ask my original question here it goes you piece of shit
disgustinghuman: i should carry a spray bottle and treat strangers like disobedient cats when they act inappropriately
jamjars: allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us what if they’re protecting us though what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over I must be on the wrong side of...
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
readingwench: jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise grow up SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
arachnids8rip: fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick and the award for unexpected turns goes to
♕Paracosm♕: PLEASE READ THIS (AND REBLOG IT SO... →
PLEASE READ THIS (AND REBLOG IT SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN READ IT) IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND YOU POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON TUMBLR!!! my name is loren and i was formerly tumblr user “wanktissue” but i have now taken my blog off because yesterday morning i was given a link to a thread about me on a…
dad: I don't see the point in suicide
dad: if people are pissing you off kill them instead.
dad: if you're sad just kill other people
dad: no point in killing yourself. That's no fun.
livia-carica: Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere. Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
andlatitude: dragonnan: andlatitude: I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen). I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but….. Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop! OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN
how-ya-derrrn: don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
cassjaytuck: what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
kateperrys: remember when but then remember
a-sexy-cat: vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now I’m so sleepy of your shit
wendyrunawaywithmeee: all time low having a photographer on tour with them is actually the greatest thing in the world
deathofadeity: iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you Half of tumblr finally gets laid
itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan.
hissthemovie: if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧ if you have finals soon, do your best!! ★~(◕‿◕✿) if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧