sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

(via officialriandawson)

snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

(via officialriandawson)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via officialriandawson)

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

(Source: maleteen, via officialriandawson)

justinbieberrealness:

there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty

(Source: hahahanooope, via rnexican)

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

(Source: hajjme, via dontblowitatl)

hungarian:

tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old

(via dontblowitatl)

homo-and-juliet:

i remember there was this girl in elementary school who had really bad split ends and a strange haircut so we all called her francine and now i’m rethinking my entire childhood and i can’t remember her name so if you are out there francine i’m sorry girl i was just jealous of you~~ your hair was fierce as fuck

(via heres-to-nevergrowingup)